Post by CGisNuts on Nov 6, 2013 19:51:10 GMT
So a guy walks into a store in search of a coat because it's raining.
Says to the clerk, I'm looking for a warm coat that's waterproof because it's going to be winter, cold and snowing.
Clerk says, here is our coat selection, take a look and let me know if you need help.
After about 10 minutes the guy says to the clerk, I like this one, but I'm sure I can get something similar somewhere else for allot less money, what can you do for me so I can buy this one from you?
Clerk thinks for a little, knowing he needs the business and talks to the guy. Well sir, this jacket is made up of the best material, sewn by the best garmetiers, with excellent craftmanship that is sure to last for many years, while the competitors sell a cheaper coat that will not last for long and it's not made very well and it won't be as warm.
But I tell you what, I'll take 5% off so it's just about the same price as the cheaper jacket you'll find down the road, and I'll even throw in gloves and a hat so you'll stay warm this winter. The guy says okay, thanks, and off he goes, with a jacket, gloves and a hat.
Spring comes, and that same guy walks into the store, same jacket in hand. Clerk says hello, how did you make out this past winter?
Guy says great, it kept me warm, as did the gloves and hat, thank you., But now it's springtime, and the jacket is too heavy for warmer days and I don't need the gloves and hat, so I'd like to either return the jacket or get it tailored to remove the insulation. Since I did purchase wares from you store, I believe I'm entitled to some of those nice shirts, either discounted or for free, since I did shop at your store in the past.
The puzzled clerk looks at him, and explains that he's asking for way too much and he doesn't get his thinking.
The guy explains that since he patronized his store and the wares no longer fit his needs, he's entitled to more discounts and further services.
The clerk promptly kicks him in the ass and tells him to get the F_ck out.
Says to the clerk, I'm looking for a warm coat that's waterproof because it's going to be winter, cold and snowing.
Clerk says, here is our coat selection, take a look and let me know if you need help.
After about 10 minutes the guy says to the clerk, I like this one, but I'm sure I can get something similar somewhere else for allot less money, what can you do for me so I can buy this one from you?
Clerk thinks for a little, knowing he needs the business and talks to the guy. Well sir, this jacket is made up of the best material, sewn by the best garmetiers, with excellent craftmanship that is sure to last for many years, while the competitors sell a cheaper coat that will not last for long and it's not made very well and it won't be as warm.
But I tell you what, I'll take 5% off so it's just about the same price as the cheaper jacket you'll find down the road, and I'll even throw in gloves and a hat so you'll stay warm this winter. The guy says okay, thanks, and off he goes, with a jacket, gloves and a hat.
Spring comes, and that same guy walks into the store, same jacket in hand. Clerk says hello, how did you make out this past winter?
Guy says great, it kept me warm, as did the gloves and hat, thank you., But now it's springtime, and the jacket is too heavy for warmer days and I don't need the gloves and hat, so I'd like to either return the jacket or get it tailored to remove the insulation. Since I did purchase wares from you store, I believe I'm entitled to some of those nice shirts, either discounted or for free, since I did shop at your store in the past.
The puzzled clerk looks at him, and explains that he's asking for way too much and he doesn't get his thinking.
The guy explains that since he patronized his store and the wares no longer fit his needs, he's entitled to more discounts and further services.
The clerk promptly kicks him in the ass and tells him to get the F_ck out.
